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Don’t Stop Tik Tok! Sometimes I Rhyme!

caravision — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:41:27 +0000

Beara RARA in the house seeing CARAVISION cause YOU KNOW its better than television.

i’m in your face: danger, violence, glitter, lust, blood, hot messes, purple teardrops, discosticks, & paparazzi. way too much for this place!

earning pocket money, cause it looks great on my resume paper

sponding dockas on ciggarettes & shoes, going out in style touring europe….. Me on drugs? NO I LIKE MY BOOZE!

alarm rings, fuck that, five more minutes

Bearalicious of love and affection, really want a man to give me more than 60 seconds of perfection. if that doesn’t role out i’ll settle for a lust driven connection <3

cause i’ve been breakin hearts since 2007, they better step up the game cause when you hit the snooze you lose! not even worth it.

baby if your not chasin’, then i’m replacin’! BRAP!

DONT STOP TIK TOK! the party don’t stop…

United Nations Smoking Crew…Its Saturday I’m in Love

caravision — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:29:59 +0000

I am so glad I have a smokers crew now to enjoy the lovely Marlboro Gold, Marlboro lights, Marlboro, and occasional Parisienne Jaunes with! As my office mate would say: “You know its the smokers who are the fun ones. At a party it’s always the smokers who are the crazy ones, the ones with the stories, the ones who want to drink. Its the non-smokers who are boring.”

I work with the web team, and as we say in the office mate

“If you don’t understand the Navigation, Go for Meditation” and go I do.

this lovely graphic is posted outside of my office door

This meditation time is when we come up with many words of wisdom of life and at the UN.

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The conclusion of he day was. I hate Tuesdays! they suck, they drag on the worst. Monday is application day. Wednesdays (aka humpday) are the best, (and are also prime for focus and getting work done days ) but they are the BEST because they are half way away from funny weekend memories and half way towards future weekend plans. Thursday is the new friday, friday is the new weekend. and Saturday i’m in love (cue in reference to 1990s here aka the cure)! Sunday is Raggaeton day….then it starts all over again.

Monday – application day. Tuesday gym day.

Wednesday – the best day (and the best day to get work done)

Thursday- the new friday. Friday? the new weekend

and saturday i’m in love!

Sunday, Funday! it’s raggaeton class. and REMIX

and it starts all over again!

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more conclusions from today:

blargh is the new black.

gay is the new hetero.

metro is the new gay.

that is all.

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Some days when i’m sitting at my desk I can focus and get work done.

But other days things seem so stale and sterile – that it feels like a little bit of my beautiful bright soul dies,

it feels like i’ve sold my soul to the bureaucracy.

Beige. is what it is right now.

xox.

CaraVision One Liners – Golden

caravision — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 21:30:48 +0000

ohhhhh its wonderful to be in love! It brings happiness, and joy and funtimes anywhere….ahhhhhh young love!!! Happy times call for funtimes, which then are followed by funny things that are done and said!! Here is a summary of the recent quotes that come to mind

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Prater fairground weird statues

Hailey: ummmmm people are posing with the statues

Cara: butttttt no one is taking any pictures

(nor was there any camera)

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Cara: DVDS! I LOVE DVDs, you can’t get DVD deals in Vienna, they don’t have bins. The five dollar bins. WE HAVE TO GO TO WALMART TO BUY DVDs…DVDS DVDS DVDS

Kim: Wow, didn’t know you felt so strongly about DvD’s

Cara: well now you do.

enter night out clubbing night and seeing alot of old friends

Random: so how come your visiting Ottawa? its wack!

Cara: i came to shop at walmart and buy DVDs

enter after partying

Daniel: Wanna come to my house, this party is getting lame…

Cara: ummmmm I don’t know

Daniel: We can watch DvDs

Kim: really? because Cara LOVES DVDS!

dvds.

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Kenny: CARA I LOVE YOU COME STAY WITH ME, I WILL BUY YOU ONE DRESS A MONTH

Cara: One dress a month?!? that changes EVERYTHING!

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3:45 fight by the fountain, no principles, no student teachers. United Nations? or International High School?

I’ve decided, have you?

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pokerface night.

Jorge: Cara the strategy is that you have to analyze the card situation….

Cara: JUST TELL ME MY OPTIONS! MY OPTIONS! DO I CHECK OR DO I BET?

pokerface!!!!

Cara: I just want to live an alternative lifestyle! i’m sick of pokerfacing life!

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Random: who is this kenny guy? your boyfriend?

Brian: ughhh didn’t you know?! he’s her boyfriend through “reservation,” like you know when you call and reserve a table, but you don’t have the food yet but you know your going to eat at that restaurant at 8. its like that

Random: how does that work?

Cara: its CARAVISION

alternative.

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Random: So your in public information, what would you like to do with your life? I want to be a diplomat.

Cara: I want to move to Toronto and find The Fame. I wanna be a VoxPop super star or work on MuchMusic, I wanna work with Pop culture Media.

Random: So why are working at the UN?

Cara: because I can.

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lady gaga.

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big rings.

Cara: It’s ok I could take her, just gotta wear a ring that cuts. See this ring? it cuts!

If i punched you, IT WOULD CUT. but I wouldn’t punch you…but I could if I had to, cause its the ring it cuts! As long as you have a ring that cuts.

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enter 1990s party in MQ, Zach Morris phone necklaces (stay tuned for epic photo update!)

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Cara: Hello? WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS NOT 1994?!?

Cara: WE REFUSE TO UPGRADE!

Cara: I think i’m going to take off my phone necklace now (1990s phone)

Hayley: NO STOP! you have to keep it on! this was mentioned like it was a life mission

Cara: OMG that is soooooooo 1992! hold on i’m getting a call from my zach morris phone…

Cara: OMG if you love the 1990s why don’t you marry it? Just kidding, NOT!

Hayley: Whatever, AS IF

aftermath: Apparently there was Proper paparazzi at the party, we are thinking it was either VICE or Vienna Fashion Observatory! HOPE HOPE HOPE its VICE…stay tuned….

epic hangover. the one like in the movie had to piece together the whole night from clues….lost cell phone, but not 1990s zach morris phone

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Pizza & topfell strudel @ Emma’s solves all, so does laying on beanbag chairs, chain smoking, and laughing about what an AWESOME weekend it has been……in between fantasizing about DESSERT BUFFET, which in theory would include:

pink cupcakes,

lemon merange,

banofe,

ice scream sundays,

topstrudel,

crumble,

peacan pie,

tirimusu,

rum balls,

cotton candy,

eadible bubbles,

brownies,

and everyhing in between!

check in for 1990s updates <3

Bad Romance….can’t Wait!

caravision — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:10:14 +0000

I CANNOT WAIT FOR LADY GAGA’s single…Bad Romance to come out (amongst other things xox)! She sings a bit here:

p.s. I LOVE LOVE LOVE the orbit around her….

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How appropriate timing Lady Gaga – I was just telling my new found designer friends today about my little love story which they said I could write into a “Bad Romance” but it would be called “One Dress a Month”

I am so stoked about the plan revisitited….it has been revisited already…HOWEVER…this will remain a mystery until the plan takes place….muhahahahahah stay tuned!!!

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Perhaps a prelude….

I found love – I could feel it coming from him to me before I verbalized the thought we both shared – I stuttered & Almost didn’t say it but I could feel it was right – I could feel the thought & could hear him say it without words.

I broke – but not my heart, only the silence.

I gave in – I fucking love him.

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Ick factor/Bad Romance material?! I THINK SO!

“It’s complicated and stupid, got my ass squezzed by sexy cupid” – lady gaga, lovegame

Beige only matches with Beige.

caravision — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 21:47:54 +0000

Day 9 worked ok. Slightly cranky after work. However, have been on rant mode for months now. Must be something about my spirit which I need to find again.

p.s. I am so glad I found this site. I need to see some live DMC action/breakdancing SOMETHING! I miss it!

I feel like I’m stuck in a world of BEIGE, when really I need to be in a WORLD of MULTI COLOUR!

I am surrounded by carbon copies who all are clumped together like a heard. I have yet to meet some genuine characters with quirks. Well, Beige only matches Beige, with COLOUR you can mix it up.

It’s like getting a loaf of non-sliced white bread, when you could have the freakin PEANUT BUTTER & JELLY sandwhich. It’s like the disco, w/o the discostick. It’s like getting a frigggggin organic bran muffin, when you ordered bio chocolate cake!

What i’m trying to say is…..Things these days seem like an untouched colouring book, so much potential in one place….Once more colours are discouvered, the book can commence to shine…Staying in the lines is optional. If you catch my drift

CRAYOLA comes to mind…best company ever!

If loving an accessory is wrong…

caravision — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 19:43:06 +0000

..then I’m as wrong as wrong can be!

So I was really bummed a few weeks ago. The new kid jitters…trying to figure out where I fit in here. Its the same old office politics in every big organization . However, I pretty much feel like i’ve landed in the middle of a highschool movie sometimes, but i’m slowly finding some fun and chill people!!

Monroe was kind enough to go the extra mile and send me a card! Truely made me happy <3 Its nice to have friends back home rooting for you across the ocean! As much as it is just not the same here, it seems like the same old story in the end anyways…if that makes sense at all!

LIKE OMFG! Just kidding.

Just cause i’m in that kinda mood!